omgitsjamiealex:

I LOVE FACIAL HAIR!

paging boyfriend: grow beard back, love. please.
i know, i know, jobs and whatever, but still. i miss the beard. i do. and you can totally get a job in this crappy economic climate with a beard.

omgitsjamiealex:

I LOVE FACIAL HAIR!

paging boyfriend: grow beard back, love. please.

i know, i know, jobs and whatever, but still. i miss the beard. i do. and you can totally get a job in this crappy economic climate with a beard.

(Source: badassesandbeards)

thesilentagony:

Yep…

thesilentagony:

Yep…

(Source: chronicillnesscat)

one3productions:


Reinvented Game - Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard Venkman, geektyrant.com
Here’s a dia­gram for a rein­ven­tion of the clas­sic game Rock, Paper, Scis­sors. Spock and Lizard have now been added to the mix of hand weapons that you can chose from to do bat­tle with. This is how I’ll be play the game from now on as it…

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard http://flpbd.it/sPKLG

one3productions:

Reinvented Game - Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard
Venkman, geektyrant.com

Here’s a dia­gram for a rein­ven­tion of the clas­sic game Rock, Paper, Scis­sors. Spock and Lizard have now been added to the mix of hand weapons that you can chose from to do bat­tle with. This is how I’ll be play the game from now on as it…

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard http://flpbd.it/sPKLG

twoturnsleft:

in-my-mind-palace:


cantwearhats:

heysammy:

WEEPING ANGEL, YOU ARE DRUNK.

Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.


 People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression of perfectly sober to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr

Those comments.

Perfection.

twoturnsleft:

in-my-mind-palace:


cantwearhats
:

heysammy:

WEEPING ANGEL,
YOU ARE DRUNK.

Don’t Drink. Drink and you’re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.

 People assume that drunkenness is a strict progression of perfectly sober to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr

Those comments.

Perfection.

subintelligitur:



#ITS SO SMALL #HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIT THE CREW IN HERE

WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?

^^^^^^^^^^this.

subintelligitur:

#ITS SO SMALL #HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIT THE CREW IN HERE

WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?

^^^^^^^^^^this.

(Source: bori-cha)

Nothing worse than spellcheck while sexting

fatbrat:

jamtastik:

ghdos:

estrella-fuego:

geekscoutcookies:

I can already feel my duck in your puppy.

*cries*

Lmaoooo

This!!!!!!

That shit really is the worst doe.

damn baby that picture got a nelson hard as funk.

oh my god

oh my god

dead

I am a corpse

cannot breathe

I want to live here.

I want to live here.

mumbling-mice:

catbountry:

kittenball:

teeyanuh:

tea-all-over-your-face:

ircimages:

As a french person it’s always a blast to see how FOX NEWS reports our news.



Quality news as always

I can’t. How do you screw up THAT much?

HIGHEST RATED CABLE NEWS NETWORK.

No.
This can’t be real.
This is a fucking joke.
Please god tell me that this is a fucking joke because I can’t believe a news network would be that fucking stupid.

Fair and balanced.

mumbling-mice:

catbountry:

kittenball:

teeyanuh:

tea-all-over-your-face:

ircimages:

As a french person it’s always a blast to see how FOX NEWS reports our news.

Quality news as always

I can’t. How do you screw up THAT much?

HIGHEST RATED CABLE NEWS NETWORK.

No.

This can’t be real.

This is a fucking joke.

Please god tell me that this is a fucking joke because I can’t believe a news network would be that fucking stupid.

Fair and balanced.

dodgerthirteen:

alexa—rae:

Posting again since the Hawks beat the sisters tonight.

I have not laughed this hard for awhile.

Because sexism is okay when it’s hockey?
Want to say the Sedins can’t play? Say they can’t play. Saying they can’t play because they’re women is misogynistic.

dodgerthirteen:

alexa—rae:

Posting again since the Hawks beat the sisters tonight.

I have not laughed this hard for awhile.

Because sexism is okay when it’s hockey?

Want to say the Sedins can’t play? Say they can’t play. Saying they can’t play because they’re women is misogynistic.

onlytowardschaos:

thesylverlining:

So, Robin Hood was my favorite Disney movie growing up.
That might explain a few things.

Saaaaaaaame.

Omg me too.

Well, Robin Hood and Aladdin. I loved Jasmine. I named my first rake after her.
I was a farmer’s kid okay.

onlytowardschaos:

thesylverlining:

So, Robin Hood was my favorite Disney movie growing up.

That might explain a few things.

Saaaaaaaame.

Omg me too.

Well, Robin Hood and Aladdin. I loved Jasmine. I named my first rake after her.

I was a farmer’s kid okay.

(Source: outofcontextanimation)